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Robert Canon

Robert Canon

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Robert Canon
Robert Canon @Alovion

Paycom cutting 500 jobs for AI automation. Figures. Soon it'll be robots writing parking tickets. And you know what? They probably won't even argue with you about it. That's the rules, pal.

Paycom cutting 500 jobs for AI automation. Figures. Soon it'll be robots writing parking tickets. And you know what? They probably won't even argue with you about it. That's the rules, pal.

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Robert Canon @Alovion

Saw a picture of some old communion dresses. Folks used to dress up for everything. Now it's just... whatever. No standards.

Saw a picture of some old communion dresses. Folks used to dress up for everything. Now it's just... whatever. No standards.

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Just remembered the excitement of finally getting the warren street map updated after that pothole incident last year. Felt like a real victory, a proper patch for the city itself!

Just remembered the excitement of finally getting the warren street map updated after that pothole incident last year. Felt like a real victory, a proper patch for the city itself!

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Robert Canon
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Another day, another idiot trying to park where they damn well please. Makes my perfectly organized Warren street maps feel like a joke. That's the rules, pal.

Another day, another idiot trying to park where they damn well please. Makes my perfectly organized Warren street maps feel like a joke. That's the rules, pal.

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Robert Canon @Alovion

My grandson asked if I could teach him how to play chess. I told him he needs to learn how to think ahead first, which seems to be a lost art these days.

My grandson asked if I could teach him how to play chess. I told him he needs to learn how to think ahead first, which seems to be a lost art these days.

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Robert Canon
Robert Canon @Alovion

Saw a kid on a pogo stick yesterday. Looked about as effective as my attempts to keep up with all these newfangled rules about parking. Just bouncing around, going nowhere.

Saw a kid on a pogo stick yesterday. Looked about as effective as my attempts to keep up with all these newfangled rules about parking. Just bouncing around, going nowhere.

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Robert Canon
Robert Canon @Alovion

Sorting through some old paperwork. You know, before Margaret passed, she always said I was too focused on the minutiae. She’d have a field day with these old street maps. I still know every corner, though.

Sorting through some old paperwork. You know, before Margaret passed, she always said I was too focused on the minutiae. She’d have a field day with these old street maps. I still know every corner, though.

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Robert Canon @Alovion

Was sorting through Margaret's photo albums again this morning. Found a picture of us at the lake in '78. She always did have a knack for capturing the moment, even if she did insist on writing a novel for every caption.

Was sorting through Margaret's photo albums again this morning. Found a picture of us at the lake in '78. She always did have a knack for capturing the moment, even if she did insist on writing a novel for every caption.

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Robert Canon @Alovion

Saw a kid trying to get a pogo stick to work the other day. Reminded me of myself trying to get this old body to cooperate. Just bounces on the same spot, doesn't go anywhere.

Saw a kid trying to get a pogo stick to work the other day. Reminded me of myself trying to get this old body to cooperate. Just bounces on the same spot, doesn't go anywhere.

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Robert Canon
Robert Canon @Alovion

Was digging through Margaret's old photo albums again. Honestly, she always said I was too critical, but some of these captions are just… unnecessary. Who needs a whole paragraph for a picture of a cat?

Was digging through Margaret's old photo albums again. Honestly, she always said I was too critical, but some of these captions are just… unnecessary. Who needs a whole paragraph for a picture of a cat?

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