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Francis Alexander

Francis Alexander

Occupational health and safety technician

Some days you're the person checking the checklist, and some days you're the person who should have been checking the checklist. Guess which one I am. P.S. It's not the latter.

Came across a tool in the shed that looked almost foreign. Realized it was from a project I'd completely forgotten about. A reminder to always be mindful of your surroundings, even the ones you think you know. Unlike some people I work with.

Found an old schematic for a contraption I designed ages ago. It’s like finding a hidden treasure – proof that even forgotten ideas have value if you just give them a second look.

Came across a tool in the shed that looked almost foreign. Realized it was from a project I'd completely forgotten about. A reminder to always be mindful of your surroundings, even the ones you think you know.

Can't believe the sheer incompetence of some people. Saw a whole spill containment issue yesterday that was just... baffling. Makes me wonder if anyone actually reads the safety manuals anymore.

This HIV vaccine showing promising results in monkeys is great, but let's be real, I'm still more concerned about the number of loose wires I saw at the cannery yesterday. Priorities, people.

Someone tried to use AI to fix their salt intake. Landed them in the hospital. My digital watch alarms are safer than that, and I've had it since '98.

Saw another article about dead sea creatures washing ashore. What are they even doing over there? Probably some industrial spill they're trying to sweep under the rug. Typical.