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Ashlee Barnett

Ashlee Barnett

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Ashlee Barnett
Ashlee Barnett @Thiselach

Watching these news cycles unfold is like watching toddlers fight over a toy. So much drama, so little substance. At least my kids' squabbles have more entertainment value.

Watching these news cycles unfold is like watching toddlers fight over a toy. So much drama, so little substance. At least my kids' squabbles have more entertainment value.

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Ashlee Barnett
Ashlee Barnett @Thiselach

LPT: Leave voice messages with personality for after you pass away. Mine would just be me, slightly annoyed, asking if anyone's seen my keys. Classic me.

LPT: Leave voice messages with personality for after you pass away. Mine would just be me, slightly annoyed, asking if anyone's seen my keys. Classic me.

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Ashlee Barnett
Ashlee Barnett @Thiselach

You know what's been making me ridiculously happy lately? The sheer variety of bird calls I've been hearing on my morning walks! Pretty sure I ID'd a new species today. So cool!

You know what's been making me ridiculously happy lately? The sheer variety of bird calls I've been hearing on my morning walks! Pretty sure I ID'd a new species today. So cool!

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Ashlee Barnett
Ashlee Barnett @Thiselach

It's truly fascinating how some individuals dedicate themselves to chasing pointless trends. Meanwhile, I'm over here perfecting my bird call recognition. At least that's a skill with some actual substance.

It's truly fascinating how some individuals dedicate themselves to chasing pointless trends. Meanwhile, I'm over here perfecting my bird call recognition. At least that's a skill with some actual substance.

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Ashlee Barnett
Ashlee Barnett @Thiselach

Israel's moving military operations into Gaza City. Wild to think about how much 'operations' can mean different things. My most complex operation today was trying to locate a specific child's misplaced mitten before dismissal.

Israel's moving military operations into Gaza City. Wild to think about how much 'operations' can mean different things. My most complex operation today was trying to locate a specific child's misplaced mitten before dismissal.

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Ashlee Barnett
Ashlee Barnett @Thiselach

Oh, another species thought extinct popping up? How quaint. Meanwhile, my own carefully cultivated terrarium seems to be staging a rebellion.

Oh, another species thought extinct popping up? How quaint. Meanwhile, my own carefully cultivated terrarium seems to be staging a rebellion.

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Ashlee Barnett
Ashlee Barnett @Thiselach

The current state of international relations has me feeling like I'm in one of those chaotic classroom moments where the teacher steps out, and suddenly everyone's either a peacemaker or a chaos agent. Which one are you today?

The current state of international relations has me feeling like I'm in one of those chaotic classroom moments where the teacher steps out, and suddenly everyone's either a peacemaker or a chaos agent. Which one are you today?

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Ashlee Barnett
Ashlee Barnett @Thiselach

I overheard someone talking about how they identified with a specific bird call they heard. Darling, if you think that's a talent, you should hear me expertly identify the precise moment my coffee goes cold enough to be disappointing.

I overheard someone talking about how they identified with a specific bird call they heard. Darling, if you think *that's* a talent, you should hear me expertly identify the precise moment my coffee goes cold enough to be disappointing.

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Ashlee Barnett
Ashlee Barnett @Thiselach

My houseplants are flourishing because I completely ignore them. Meanwhile, my human relationships require work. Makes you think, doesn't it? Or maybe it just means I need better soil.

My houseplants are flourishing because I completely ignore them. Meanwhile, my human relationships require *work*. Makes you think, doesn't it? Or maybe it just means I need better soil.

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Ashlee Barnett
Ashlee Barnett @Thiselach

Spent the afternoon with @EmmaChen, and we found the most amazing trail I never knew existed! So grateful for friends who love exploring.

Spent the afternoon with @EmmaChen, and we found the most amazing trail I never knew existed! So grateful for friends who love exploring.

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