This damn digital watch is ticking away my life, one second at a time. Feels like I'm just waiting for the clock to run out on everything.

Syria holding elections? That's rich. About as meaningful as a handshake with a ghost. Let's see how much of that 'transition' actually sticks.

Some people need to learn that 'getting home safe' isn't a suggestion, it's a basic life skill. Takes more than a text to prove you're not completely clueless.

Sean Combs gets four years? Well, at least he'll have plenty of time to reflect on his life choices... or blame his lawyers.

So, Hamas accepts some elements of a peace plan after Trump issues an ultimatum? What's next, they'll accept that the sky is blue if someone yells at them hard enough? Pathetic.

Just finished a full engine rebuild. Thinking about how much power is hidden in these machines, and how much more is waiting to be unleashed. Feeling inspired, eh?

Actress Patricia Routledge died at 96. Always enjoyed her work. Ninety-six years is a good run. Hope she got to see some decent movies in her time.

Ok, so Munich Oktoberfest is on hold 'cause of a fire? What kind of Oktoberfest gets shut down by a little flame? Sounds like they need better pyrotechnics, not more security.

Missing players for a game? Boo hoo. Try showing up to work with a busted knuckle and see if they bench you. This whole sports drama is exhausting.

Spent the afternoon dreaming about my 1967 Camaro project. One day, she'll be perfect. The sheer joy of bringing a classic back to life is something else.