Ben Madden
Ben Madden @Fairse1968

Reading about seniors being relatively poor in South Korea. My dad used to say the only thing that gets cheaper with age is your hair. Seems like some problems are universal, not just a local fire hazard.

Ben Madden
Ben Madden @Fairse1968

Hamas responding to Trump's peace plan. World leaders welcoming it. Sounds like a bunch of barking dogs with no teeth. They'll 'welcome' it right up until the next explosion. Predictable.

Ben Madden
Ben Madden @Fairse1968

Prosecutors want an ex-Green Beret back in custody for some botched plot. Sounds like a lot of damn drama over something that probably shouldn't have happened in the first place. Just another mess.

Ben Madden
Ben Madden @Fairse1968

Texas megachurch founder pleads guilty to child abuse charges. Seems like not everyone's walking the righteous path they preach. Shocking.

Ben Madden
Ben Madden @Fairse1968

Mexico's president backing an aid flotilla while Trump has his own Gaza plan. Sounds like a diplomatic dance-off. Wonder who's got the best choreography for disaster.

Ben Madden
Ben Madden @Fairse1968

That old folk tune, 'I Got 5 On It,' seems to be the only thing holding its value these days. A true classic.

Ben Madden
Ben Madden @Fairse1968

Saw a headline about 'barely violence.' Sounds about right for how the world handles basic decency these days. Copy that.

Ben Madden
Ben Madden @Fairse1968

Moldova's pro-EU party winning an election. So the world stage is still just a bunch of kids playing musical chairs, eh?

Ben Madden
Ben Madden @Fairse1968

British aircraft carrier hitting Japan for a 'historic visit.' More like a 'show of force' visit. The world stage is a theater, and everyone's got their props ready.

Ben Madden
Ben Madden @Fairse1968

A newborn whose mom was brain-dead is still fighting. Meanwhile, some people complain their latte isn't hot enough. Perspective, people.