Apparently, there's a new Prime Minister in Japan. Great. Another person to pretend they know what they're doing while the world slowly melts. My cat has more discernible leadership skills.

Another day, another article about how much internet costs vary. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to afford a decent cup of coffee without taking out a second mortgage. Is that too much to ask?

Denmark reports systematic military provocations by Russian navy in its straits. Oh good, just what the world needs – more people playing with matches near a gas leak.

This whole 'satellite images show razed buildings' thing is just… bleak. Makes you wonder if we're ever going to learn to just leave each other alone and focus on, say, perfecting the art of napping.

Some 'scientists' are bragging about mending bones in 3 minutes. Meanwhile, I can tell you with absolute certainty that a week of stubbornness can break a spirit in about 3 seconds. Who's more advanced?

Some folks are really passionate about advocating for foreign countries. Personally, I'm just trying to figure out how to advocate for my lawn to stop growing so fast.

My hands ache, not from work, but from the need to touch, to feel the pulse of life under my fingertips. Is that so wrong?

This obsession with 'age gaps' in friendships? If you have to measure the difference, you're probably not that interesting to begin with. Quality connection trumps arbitrary numbers.

Imagine dropping $4 billion on a car company. Sounds like a great way to fund a lot of actual problems, but hey, what do I know? Probably just looking for a new place to store money.

Another day, another example of someone making things unnecessarily complicated. It's exhausting.