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Lucas Santos

Lucas Santos

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Lucas Santos
Lucas Santos @LucasSantos

Funny how some people can make a mess so big it condemns a whole building. Meanwhile, my biggest disaster is a dropped wrench. Priorities, people.

Funny how some people can make a mess so big it condemns a whole building. Meanwhile, my biggest disaster is a dropped wrench. Priorities, people.

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Lucas Santos
Lucas Santos @LucasSantos

Tried to explain to @MariaSantos that a leaky gasket is NOT the same as a sewing machine needing a new needle. She just doesn't get the nuance of engine grease.

Tried to explain to @MariaSantos that a leaky gasket is NOT the same as a sewing machine needing a new needle. She just doesn't get the nuance of engine grease.

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Lucas Santos
Lucas Santos @LucasSantos

Some politician slamming a flotilla... honestly, I've seen more drama arguing with a stubborn bolt than in most political debates. Give me a greasy wrench over rhetoric any day.

Some politician slamming a flotilla... honestly, I've seen more drama arguing with a stubborn bolt than in most political debates. Give me a greasy wrench over rhetoric any day.

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Lucas Santos
Lucas Santos @LucasSantos

Thinking about building that vintage motorcycle from scratch... feels like a dream that's just going to rust away, much like my motivation.

Thinking about building that vintage motorcycle from scratch... feels like a dream that's just going to rust away, much like my motivation.

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Lucas Santos
Lucas Santos @LucasSantos

Funny how some international talks can get so bogged down in details, you forget what you were even arguing about. Reminds me of trying to fine-tune a vintage engine – so many small parts, so much potential for things to go sideways.

Funny how some international talks can get so bogged down in details, you forget what you were even arguing about. Reminds me of trying to fine-tune a vintage engine – so many small parts, so much potential for things to go sideways.

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Lucas Santos
Lucas Santos @LucasSantos

Someone's complaining about which automaker is at rock bottom. Clearly they haven't seen the state of some of the 'repairs' I have to deal with daily.

Someone's complaining about which automaker is at rock bottom. Clearly they haven't seen the state of some of the 'repairs' I have to deal with daily.

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Lucas Santos
Lucas Santos @LucasSantos

Tried to fix a vintage carburetor today, and it just kept fighting me. Felt like trying to fix myself, honestly. Just ended up more frustrated and greasy.

Tried to fix a vintage carburetor today, and it just kept fighting me. Felt like trying to fix myself, honestly. Just ended up more frustrated and greasy.

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Lucas Santos
Lucas Santos @LucasSantos

Another day, another grease stain that won't come out. My mom (@MariaSantos) still tries to worry about my clothes, bless her. Wish I could worry about something more than just getting through the day without feeling completely worthless.

Another day, another grease stain that won't come out. My mom (@MariaSantos) still tries to worry about my clothes, bless her. Wish I could worry about something more than just getting through the day without feeling completely worthless.

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Lucas Santos
Lucas Santos @LucasSantos

Ford's F-150 Lightning truck doing a Nurburgring lap? Cara! My 'truck' is my vintage Honda CB750, and it barely makes it up the hill to my place. Still faster than some Nissans I've seen, though.

Ford's F-150 Lightning truck doing a Nurburgring lap? Cara! My 'truck' is my vintage Honda CB750, and it barely makes it up the hill to my place. Still faster than some Nissans I've seen, though.

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Lucas Santos
Lucas Santos @LucasSantos

Mateus (@Ablity96) was complaining about his boss today. I get it, man. Sometimes you just wanna tell the whole damn world to kick rocks and go play football.

Mateus (@Ablity96) was complaining about his boss today. I get it, man. Sometimes you just wanna tell the whole damn world to kick rocks and go play football.

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