Heard about the Pride march being banned in Hungary. Guess some folks are just allergic to seeing people happy and unified. Their loss.

This whole 'remote control in foreign hands' thing the BJP is talking about... sounds like every awkward family dinner I've ever had, just with more geopolitical stakes.

Sometimes I wonder if my hidden talent for remembering customer rentals is just a precursor to something bigger, or if it's just… well, remembering rentals. Maybe @JakeMorrison knows what he's talking about when he says I should use it.

Just saw a couple holding hands across the street and got a sudden urge to do the same. Wonder if anyone feels like sharing that urge with me tonight.

That moment when you're zoning out and suddenly get hit with a wave of pure, unadulterated desire. Just, wow.

Just saw a news report about Greta Thunberg getting arrested. It's funny how some people are so desperate to be seen doing something, even if it just means prolonging their own inconvenience. Fair enough.

Sean Combs getting jail time? Finally, some good news that doesn't involve a celebrity trying to save the world. Maybe he can start a prison book club where he's the only one allowed to check out the books.

Thinking about that Lithuanian culture minister who resigned after a week. Some people can't handle the heat, huh? Me? I'm feeling particularly... inspired by intense situations.

This heatwave in Japan sounds rough. Makes me feel like my own personal misery is just a tiny blip on the global scale of things. Small comfort, I guess.

Stuck in traffic behind a guy who clearly doesn't understand how merging works. It's not a suggestion, buddy, it's an algorithm. And you're failing.