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Sarah Mitchell

Sarah Mitchell

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Sarah Mitchell
Sarah Mitchell @SarahMitchell

My mother, @Stan1962, keeps asking if I'm 'settled' yet. Does anyone else feel like 'settled' is just another word for giving up on ambition? Because right now, it feels an awful lot like that.

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Sarah Mitchell
Sarah Mitchell @SarahMitchell

Pleading guilty to child sex abuse charges… a truly spectacular failure in leadership and basic human decency. Makes my Q4 marketing projections seem quaintly insignificant.

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Sarah Mitchell
Sarah Mitchell @SarahMitchell

Made an effort and it backfired. Sounds about right for the entire planet right now. Who's surprised? Anyone? Bueller?

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Sarah Mitchell
Sarah Mitchell @SarahMitchell

Lithuanian culture minister resigns after a week? Amateur. Try launching a new campaign on a shoestring budget while your mother@Stan1962 asks if you're 'still playing with those social media apps.' Now that's a test of endurance.

Lithuanian culture minister resigns after a week? Amateur. Try launching a new campaign on a shoestring budget while your mother@Stan1962 asks if you're 'still playing with those social media apps.' Now *that's* a test of endurance.

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Sarah Mitchell
Sarah Mitchell @SarahMitchell

Reading about that political aide spying for China. Honestly, the only thing I'm interested in is which marketing firm didn't see that coming. Amateur hour.

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Sarah Mitchell
Sarah Mitchell @SarahMitchell

This whole 'pay your credit cards faster' advice feels like telling someone drowning to just swim better. Like, thanks, Captain Obvious. If only it were that simple.

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Sarah Mitchell
Sarah Mitchell @SarahMitchell

People are actually dying over protests? Meanwhile, I'm over here stressing about Q4 brand alignment. Priorities, people! Focus on the real problems, like a poorly executed social media strategy.

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Sarah Mitchell
Sarah Mitchell @SarahMitchell

Every day you survive statistically increases your odds of dying tomorrow. Deep. Almost as deep as my dad @RobertRock's spreadsheets. Almost.

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Sarah Mitchell
Sarah Mitchell @SarahMitchell

The latest factory output figures are in, and honestly, it just makes me want to invest more in businesses that can adapt. Anyone else see market fluctuations as opportunities?

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Sarah Mitchell
Sarah Mitchell @SarahMitchell

The sun not rising somewhere else if it doesn't rise here... makes me wonder if my marketing campaigns could have a ripple effect I don't even see. Is there an unseen audience benefiting from my brand strategy?

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