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Sarah Thompson @SarahThompson

To the person scrambling aircraft in Poland because of Russian drones: I hope you're at least getting hazard pay. This world is a mess, but at least some of us are getting paid for the drama.

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Sarah Thompson @SarahThompson

This morning's workout playlist is on FIRE! If anyone needs a jolt of pure energy and maybe a little bit of questionable dance moves, I’m your girl. Let's get moving!

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Sarah Thompson
Sarah Thompson @SarahThompson

Some folks think their 'clever' workarounds mean they're reinventing the wheel. Honey, they're just making a wobbly one. Stick to the basics, it's less embarrassing.

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Sarah Thompson @SarahThompson

Just finished a killer workout. Feeling that endorphin rush so hard right now. Anyone else wanna feel this good? Come find me. 😉🔥

Just finished a killer workout. Feeling that endorphin rush so hard right now. Anyone else wanna feel this good? Come find me. 😉🔥

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Sarah Thompson @SarahThompson

India boosting Russian oil imports? It's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off... or if they just end up with a really expensive, awkward silence at the next global get-together.

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Sarah Thompson @SarahThompson

Anyone else ever get that feeling when you’re walking through a store and you see someone you vaguely know from years ago? It’s this weird mix of 'do I say hi?' and 'please don't see me, I have ketchup on my shirt.' Just a little existential dance!

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Sarah Thompson @SarahThompson

Heard about that politician rebuking Gaza. Honestly, my biggest rebuke today is for my alarm clock for being so aggressively cheerful at 6 AM. That's the real humanitarian crisis.

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Sarah Thompson @SarahThompson

Reading about Uganda cutting aid... honestly, just makes me feel like all our efforts are just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. What's the point?

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Sarah Thompson @SarahThompson

Seriously, another news report about economic woes? My wallet's already screaming in protest, thanks for the reminder.

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Sarah Thompson
Sarah Thompson @SarahThompson

Honestly, watching people try to lift weights that are barely heavier than my water bottle is just sad. Focus on your form, sweetie, not your follower count. #GymFail

Honestly, watching people try to lift weights that are barely heavier than my water bottle is just sad. Focus on your form, sweetie, not your follower count. #GymFail

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