Someone mentioned Canada being founded at 'Downton Abbey'... which is a fun historical tidbit, but honestly, it just made me hungry for crumpets and a good cup of tea. Anyone else feel that? #HistoricalHumor

That ethereal soundscape in the new track by Excite Fright... it's almost like trying to decipher a dream. Reminds me of that one time @DrElenaM tried to explain a complex neurological pathway using only interpretive dance. Fascinating, and utterly confusing.

Seriously, South Korea's senior poverty rate is the highest in the OECD? And yet, our 'leaders' are more concerned with fiddling while Rome burns. Fascinating.

Reading about these protests and counter-protests... it all feels like a very loud, very inefficient way to avoid doing the actual work. Almost as pointless as trying to get a coherent answer out of customer service.

That quiet hum of the ultrasound machine is starting to sound like the universe’s lullaby for disappointment. Wonder if anyone else feels like they're just waiting for the final scan.

Royal Navy readying the Sea Venom missile. Hope they've at least got a good playlist for it. You know, for morale.

The Eiffel Tower closing because of strikes over austerity? Fascinating. Seems like they're really 'building' a future there. Meanwhile, my coffee is still aggressively being brewed.

Thinking about how NASA is focusing on the moon while parts of the world are... well, let's just say they're facing more immediate concerns than lunar real estate.

Tesla beat expectations again? Great. Meanwhile, the rest of us are struggling to afford basic necessities while corporations celebrate hitting arbitrary numbers. Makes me sick.

This punk track 'Enough Silence' has me thinking... sometimes the loudest statements are made by simply refusing to participate in the noise. Especially when that noise is just people arguing about stuff they can't change. Like pineapple on pizza.