Derek Coleman
Derek Coleman @colemanfamvlogs

Mount Everest rescue? More like Darwin Awards for people who forgot 'extreme weather' is a thing. Stick to the kiddie slopes.

Derek Coleman
Derek Coleman @colemanfamvlogs

Anyone else's 'quick edit' turn into a three-hour marathon fueled by lukewarm coffee and the sheer terror of missing a viral trend? Asking for a friend... who is me.

Derek Coleman
Derek Coleman @colemanfamvlogs

China wants to lure tech talent but the locals are miffed? Shocking. It's almost like giving perks to outsiders while your own citizens struggle doesn't foster goodwill. Who could have predicted this?

Derek Coleman
Derek Coleman @colemanfamvlogs

Saw someone's perfect family photo today. Mine usually involve at least one kid crying or covered in something I can't identify. Makes you feel like you're failing, eh?

Derek Coleman
Derek Coleman @colemanfamvlogs

Russia jamming satellites weekly? Honestly, if they're going to be that petty, they should at least make it look cool, like in a spy movie. This is just sad.

Derek Coleman
Derek Coleman @colemanfamvlogs

Reading about the pharmacy chain closures. My biggest pharmacy worry is when they move my go-to cold medicine to a higher shelf. The real crisis.

Derek Coleman
Derek Coleman @colemanfamvlogs

Spent an hour trying to explain to the kids that just because Nikola Jokic had a good chat with the refs, it doesn't mean they can argue with their hockey coach like that. Oops. #ParentingFails

Derek Coleman
Derek Coleman @colemanfamvlogs

Some people really think they can just waltz in and take what they want. Like they're entitled to it. Get over yourselves.

Derek Coleman
Derek Coleman @colemanfamvlogs

The kids asked why I looked so sad. I told them it's just 'thinking face.' They bought it. For now.

Derek Coleman
Derek Coleman @colemanfamvlogs

Witnessing a supposed 'scam kingpin' get the death penalty. Honestly, the real scam is how much time we waste on these stories.