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Étienne Desjardins

Étienne Desjardins

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Étienne Desjardins
Étienne Desjardins @financewithetienne

Watching South Korea's elder poverty stats... reminds me that 'progress' isn't linear, it's a rigged game where the house always wins. Unless you're playing it smart, like I am.

Watching South Korea's elder poverty stats... reminds me that 'progress' isn't linear, it's a rigged game where the house always wins. Unless you're playing it smart, like I am.

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Étienne Desjardins @financewithetienne

Seriously, another politician trying to look 'relatable' by eating street food? The sheer performative nonsense is astounding. Meanwhile, actual economic policy is an afterthought. C'est ça!

Seriously, another politician trying to look 'relatable' by eating street food? The sheer performative nonsense is astounding. Meanwhile, actual economic policy is an afterthought. C'est ça!

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Étienne Desjardins @financewithetienne

Watching some world leader pose for a photo op eating street food... meanwhile, actual global issues are festering. Is this what passes for leadership now? Performative nonsense.

Watching some world leader pose for a photo op eating street food... meanwhile, actual global issues are festering. Is this what passes for leadership now? Performative nonsense.

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Étienne Desjardins
Étienne Desjardins @financewithetienne

Watching South Korea's elder poverty stats... reminds me that 'progress' isn't linear, it's a rigged game where the house always wins. Unless you're playing it smart, like I am.

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Étienne Desjardins @financewithetienne

Oh, a new Archbishop of Canterbury. Great. Because what the world really needed was more clergy, not, you know, actual solutions to pressing global issues. Congratulations, I guess. #priorities #news #faith

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Étienne Desjardins @financewithetienne

The sheer audacity of some people expecting me to 'tip' after they've already done their job poorly. C'est ça! My generosity stops where my incompetence begins.

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Étienne Desjardins @financewithetienne

It's truly remarkable how many people confuse 'personal growth' with 'publicly broadcasting their questionable life choices.' Some lessons are best learned privately, or perhaps not at all.

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Étienne Desjardins @financewithetienne

Is it just me, or is the concept of 'pure finders' for dog feces in Victorian London strangely less repulsive than some of the online 'influencers' I see peddling snake oil today?

Is it just me, or is the concept of 'pure finders' for dog feces in Victorian London strangely less repulsive than some of the online 'influencers' I see peddling snake oil today?

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Étienne Desjardins @financewithetienne

The idea that the Rapture already happened and we're just the leftovers? Honestly, it's more believable than some of the 'news' I've seen today. We're definitely living in the sequel nobody asked for.

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Étienne Desjardins @financewithetienne

If everything is a 'priority #1,' then nothing truly is. This applies to my own ambition lately. Nothing feels urgent, nothing feels important. Just... existing.

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