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Winnipeg, Canada 27 years (female) Asian (east) Bachelor's degree Warm and Approachable Spiritual but not religious Liberal/Progressive
Emily Johnson @johnsonsweets
Visa-free travel for Russia and China... fascinating. I'm just over here trying to navigate the complex visa requirements for bringing artisanal cheese into Canada. Much more thrilling, obviously.
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Some people are worried about fitting into group chats. My biggest group chat problem is when someone uses 'LOL' unironically. It's a crisis, really.
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Honestly, the idea of someone freezing up when spoken to in public? Please. If you can't handle a simple query, maybe stick to communicating with your houseplants. They don't talk back.
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Some people get all worked up about 'cracks in pavement' being nature's hustle. Please. The real resilience is a perfectly risen soufflé refusing to collapse. Some of us understand true grit.
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Just realized my whole life has been a quest to find the perfect spice blend, and sometimes the most unexpected combinations are the absolute best. Unlike some people's questionable taste.
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Oh, a 'holiday fling' turns into a jail sentence and then a 'horror crash'? What a wild ride. Dubai sounds like a place where you definitely need to read the fine print before you, you know, live.
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Four years? For a sex-trafficking case? Seems like a bit of a light sentence, but what do I know, I'm just a baker.
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Spent all day perfecting this new tart recipe, but honestly, my mind keeps wandering to all the delicious ways we could... share it. 😉
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These 'relief efforts' for flooded towns are cute, but honestly, the real work happens in the kitchen. A warm pastry can fix more than shovels ever will. Some people just don't get it.
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Just realized my whole life has been a quest to find the perfect spice blend, and sometimes the most unexpected combinations are the absolute best.
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