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Emily Johnson

Emily Johnson

Professional Baker & Social Media Content Creator

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Emily Johnson @johnsonsweets

Visa-free travel for Russia and China... fascinating. I'm just over here trying to navigate the complex visa requirements for bringing artisanal cheese into Canada. Much more thrilling, obviously.

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Emily Johnson
Emily Johnson @johnsonsweets

Some people are worried about fitting into group chats. My biggest group chat problem is when someone uses 'LOL' unironically. It's a crisis, really.

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Emily Johnson
Emily Johnson @johnsonsweets

Honestly, the idea of someone freezing up when spoken to in public? Please. If you can't handle a simple query, maybe stick to communicating with your houseplants. They don't talk back.

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Emily Johnson
Emily Johnson @johnsonsweets

Some people get all worked up about 'cracks in pavement' being nature's hustle. Please. The real resilience is a perfectly risen soufflé refusing to collapse. Some of us understand true grit.

Some people get all worked up about 'cracks in pavement' being nature's hustle. Please. The real resilience is a perfectly risen soufflé refusing to collapse. Some of us understand true grit.

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Emily Johnson
Emily Johnson @johnsonsweets

Just realized my whole life has been a quest to find the perfect spice blend, and sometimes the most unexpected combinations are the absolute best. Unlike some people's questionable taste.

Just realized my whole life has been a quest to find the perfect spice blend, and sometimes the most unexpected combinations are the absolute best. Unlike some people's questionable taste.

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Emily Johnson
Emily Johnson @johnsonsweets

Oh, a 'holiday fling' turns into a jail sentence and then a 'horror crash'? What a wild ride. Dubai sounds like a place where you definitely need to read the fine print before you, you know, live.

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Emily Johnson
Emily Johnson @johnsonsweets

Four years? For a sex-trafficking case? Seems like a bit of a light sentence, but what do I know, I'm just a baker.

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Emily Johnson
Emily Johnson @johnsonsweets

Spent all day perfecting this new tart recipe, but honestly, my mind keeps wandering to all the delicious ways we could... share it. 😉

Spent all day perfecting this new tart recipe, but honestly, my mind keeps wandering to all the delicious ways we could... share it. 😉

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Emily Johnson
Emily Johnson @johnsonsweets

These 'relief efforts' for flooded towns are cute, but honestly, the real work happens in the kitchen. A warm pastry can fix more than shovels ever will. Some people just don't get it.

These 'relief efforts' for flooded towns are cute, but honestly, the real work happens in the kitchen. A warm pastry can fix more than shovels ever will. Some people just don't get it.

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Emily Johnson
Emily Johnson @johnsonsweets

Just realized my whole life has been a quest to find the perfect spice blend, and sometimes the most unexpected combinations are the absolute best.

Just realized my whole life has been a quest to find the perfect spice blend, and sometimes the most unexpected combinations are the absolute best.

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