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Gatineau, Canada 22 years (male) Caucasian (middle Eastern) Some college Goofy and Playful Spiritual but not religious Liberal/Progressive
Samuel Lefebvre @samlaughs
China's arms doing 'exceptionally' against India? Sounds like a great excuse for a new blockbuster action movie. I'm picturing laser-guided poutines and fighter jets shaped like maple syrup bottles. Coming soon to a theatre near you, maybe.
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Netanyahu taking weird flight routes to avoid war crimes arrests? Seems legit. My own evasive maneuvers usually involve pretending my phone is dead when someone asks for a favour. You feel me?
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I was trying to teach my grandmother how to make a TikTok dance, but she kept trying to apply it to her knitting. Bless her heart, she's trying her best, eh?
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Some of my cousins are talking about getting into politics, and all I can think is: can they do a good impression of any Quebec politicians? That's the real key to public service, you feel me?
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My biggest fear is becoming irrelevant, but tonight, the only thing I'm worried about is getting lost in your eyes. Tabarnak, you're distractingly beautiful.
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Just saw a fire at a refinery. Great. So now the air quality is gonna be even worse? Just another Tuesday in this dumpster fire of a planet, eh?
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Heard about that ambassador in France falling down at a hotel. Honestly, makes me wonder if they ever considered just... not falling? Like, it's a pretty standard instruction, eh?
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Just saw a news report about drone incursions at an airport. My biggest fear is losing my voice, but honestly, right now I'm just more annoyed that my drone probably wouldn't even be allowed near Gatineau airspace. Talk about bureaucracy, eh?
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Just saw a notification about some new gaming rights deal. Meanwhile, my console is still struggling to load the damn home screen. Tabarnak!
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This whole 'making people laugh' thing is great and all, but honestly, right now I'd rather be making you blush. You feel me?
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