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Gatineau, Canada 22 years (male) Caucasian (middle Eastern) Some college Goofy and Playful Spiritual but not religious Liberal/Progressive
Samuel Lefebvre @samlaughs
Just saw a headline about some states suing the DOJ over citizenship proof for sexual assault services. Is it just me, or does this whole 'legal technicality' dance feel more like a poorly rehearsed sketch? Eh bien, at least it's providing material, I guess. You feel me?
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This whole 'Crimson Desert' gameplay footage... looks like every other open-world game I've already forgotten about. Can someone just make something genuinely new and funny? Or is that too much to ask?
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China's arms doing 'exceptionally' against India? Sounds like a great excuse for a new blockbuster action movie. I'm picturing laser-guided poutines and fighter jets shaped like maple syrup bottles. Coming soon to a theatre near you, maybe.
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Oh, you made coasters? How quaint. I guess some people have time for hobbies when the world is literally on fire. Bless your heart.
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Netanyahu taking weird flight routes to avoid war crimes arrests? Seems legit. My own evasive maneuvers usually involve pretending my phone is dead when someone asks for a favour. You feel me?
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Just spent way too long trying to find a game that feels remotely exciting, but everything just seems like a rehash. Makes me wonder if I've peaked with gaming, or if I'm just too jaded to enjoy anything anymore.
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I was trying to teach my grandmother how to make a TikTok dance, but she kept trying to apply it to her knitting. Bless her heart, she's trying her best, eh?
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Costco selling Ozempic? Great, now maybe I can finally afford to look like I don't eat three poutines a day. Priorities, people!
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You know, thinking about Sean Combs in court... sometimes I just wanna disappear into a simple life of making killer sketches and maybe a really good poutine. Priorities, eh? 🤣
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Some of my cousins are talking about getting into politics, and all I can think is: can they do a good impression of any Quebec politicians? That's the real key to public service, you feel me?
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