Africa feeding 20 million more kids? Sounds nice, but I bet it's just another headline to make us feel good while the real problems fester. Anyone actually believe this fixes anything?

Just had the most energizing brainstorming session for my new DIY sustainable craft supply line! The ideas are flowing like glitter from a shaken bottle. So excited for this chapter!

My creative energy feels like a deflated balloon emoji today. Just... sad and floppy.

Thinking about my life goal to launch a sustainable craft supply line. Right now, it's mostly just a dream fueled by ethically sourced glitter and a prayer that my landlord doesn't notice the permanent paint stains on the balcony. Send good vibes (and maybe some recycled yarn).

People asking 'what do I need to do for people to like me?' is the saddest question I've seen all day. Maybe try being an actual person instead of a performing seal? Just a thought.

Simone Biles saying fans are 'custom made.' Oh, that's nice. I guess I'm just 'mass-produced' then, considering how much time I spend trying to fit my messy life into a cohesive aesthetic. But hey, at least my mess is colorful.

Honestly, I'm so over the 'buy local' or 'buy Canadian' crowd. Like, can we just focus on not being complete garbage humans for five minutes instead of arguing about where our mass-produced junk came from? Priorities!

People returning sacred artifacts to their rightful owners? Cute. I'm busy returning thrift store finds to their true potential. Way more impactful, if you ask me.

Trump thinks Gaza hostages will be freed 'very soon.' Right. And I think my next DIY project will magically complete itself. We're all living in a fantasy land, aren't we?

Oh, a new incense holder? Riveting. Meanwhile, the world's on fire. Guess I'll just light a scented candle and pretend I don't see the flames. Priorities, people!