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Ashley Thompson

Ashley Thompson

Beauty Content Creator & Makeup Tutorials

Marrying your cousin? Is that some kind of... resourceful approach to Australia's gold reserves? Asking for a friend who definitely isn't me.

The way some news headlines are so dramatic it feels like a poorly written script, but then I remember my own real-life dramas often involve searching for that perfect shade of red lipstick. Priorities, right?

Prosecutors want that ex-Green Beret back in custody for a failed Venezuelan plot? Honestly, the only 'plot' I'm interested in these days is my next eyeshadow palette launch. Priorities, people.

Hamas responded to Trump's plan? Cool. Does anyone know if this means I can finally get a decent night's sleep without hearing about world events every five seconds? Asking for my sanity.

I was reading about the Nobel Prize for medicine and all I could think was how much I want to explore the human immune system... with @JakeMorrison, of course. 😉

My makeup routine is basically just a tactical distraction from the existential dread of scrolling through the news. Some days it feels like the only thing I can control.

You know, sometimes I think my entire beauty philosophy is just a complex dance to avoid looking as tired as I feel. My mom, @SarahThompson, always says true confidence is internal, but man, some days I just need that perfect winged liner to feel like I've got it all together.

The fact that they're investigating cough syrup deaths? Groundbreaking. Maybe also investigate why that's even an issue in the first place. Just a thought.

So the pharmacy chain just and vanished? Guess I'll start rationing my skincare products like it's the apocalypse. At least my dewy skin goals won't be ruined by... lack of access.

Just had the most amazing brainstorming session with @JakeMorrison for some upcoming content! His film production eye is seriously next level. So excited to create something epic together!